16yo/female/ novelist/bearer of the one ring/but dont get any ideas I wear it all the time and I'm constantly vigilant/what is it normal people think about all day? because actually I really have no idea like what is this
Guys… lets face it.
this isn’t a zombie apocalypse.
but that doesn’t mean we can’t pretend it is and get all freaked out and start prepping and shit because lets be honest somewhere deep down in our hearts we all want it to be the zombie apocalypse just a tiny little bit
because if it is the zombie apocalypse we can finally show off our mad weapon skills that we’ve been honing all our lives for this very purpose
welcome to florida we have disney world sea world and flesh eating zombies enjoy your stay
Some preparation.
It’s all fun and games until there actually is a zombie apocalypse
Please be smart everyone. Take what you’ve seen in the movies and games and use it. The bloggers of tumblr shall unite and take our world back. We will then rebuild it with each respecting fandom, and have free, super fast trains that take us to each fandom nation. Money will not be an issue in our new world order.
It shall be everything we’ve ever wanted.
sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
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Easily the most Chinese trashcan I’ve ever seen.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
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lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:
lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.
DAMMIT, STAFF.
Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.
well,…
Yeah not going to take any risks with this one.
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holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
what
this is such bullshit
i concur
fuck…
I was about to freak out and start like crying or something. but then i decided to google it and nothing comes up. soooo….. i call bullshit.
and now i don’t need to be paranoid when walking to school.
i googled and yahoo’ed and nothing appeared. so
“make you hungry for human flesh”
That doesn’t even sound convincing.
I have to say I was a little disappointed when I googled LQP-79 and nothing came up…
